What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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