kristin has been a bad kristin
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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