Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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