Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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