come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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