I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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