I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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