I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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