Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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