I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
