Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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