what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Oh god it's open bar.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize
