Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Randomize
