I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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