I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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