...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
He kissed a someone with a penis
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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