do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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