Your tits are I can't wait for
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
i need some magic done to my vagina
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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