I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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