just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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