As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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