But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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