whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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