This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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