You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
