I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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