do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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