(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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