I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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