Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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