literally had 100 drinks last night.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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