It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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