You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
