went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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