she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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