Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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