so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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