K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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