their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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