While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
