Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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