Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
