Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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