i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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