Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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