Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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