fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I wish they made helmets for livers.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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