spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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