i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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