he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
